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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064630398" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A teenage boy is taken to his girlfriends home to meet her parents for the first time.</p><p>The mother of the girl hands him a piece of cake. They all sit there in silence wondering what to say, when the family dog walks in, sits down, and proceeds to lick its balls. </p><p>To break the ice, the boy looks at the girls Father and says, "I wish I could do that!" </p><p>The Father looks at the boy and says, "give it a piece of your cake, and it might let you!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Doctor", the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get </p><p>it up for my wife anymore.</p><p></p><p>"Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can </p><p>do."</p><p></p><p>The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your </p><p>clothes, Mrs. Thomas," the medic said. "Now turn all the way around. Lie </p><p>down please. Uh-huh, I see. Ok, you may put your clothes back on."</p><p></p><p>The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health," he said. </p><p>"Your wife didn't give me an erection either."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Young Amy likes lifting her dress,</p><p>And removing her panties to press</p><p>In a manner obscene</p><p>'Gainst the washing machine</p><p>To relieve all her work-a-day stress.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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