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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064630914" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Newlywed Bride The newlywed bride was wrapping up her annual physical with her doctor when he asked her, "So, do __________________________________________________________________you have any questions for me?"She said to him, "Well, yeah, a few. I mean my husband and I have 'done it' lots of times, but it's just that I want to know the medical terms for a man's body.""OK", said the doctor, "Shoot.""On the end of his dick, there's this big knobby thing with a hole in the tip. What do you call that?"The doctor said, "Well, first of all, the term is penis, not dick. And the medical term for the object on the penis end is the head."She continued, "And right behind the head there's a long hard thing with lots of veins in it. What is that?""The technical term for that is a shaft," said the doctor."OK, cool," she said. "Now, about 14 inches behind the head there's these two hairy, round kind of things that droop down. What are those?"The doctor smirked and said to the newlywed, "Well, I don't know about your husband, but on me those are the cheeks of my ass."=====Q: What's the definition of gross?A: Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.Q: What's even grosser than that?A: When one of them throws up.=====A man who had been caught embezzling millions went to a lawyer. His lawyer told him, "Don’t worry. You’ll never go to jail with all that money! In fact, when the man was sent to prison, he didn't have a dime.</blockquote>