Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064631059" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Snow White Was Sleepy</p><p></p><p>One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy and announced to the seven dwarfs that she was going to bed. After the usual lengthy round of "Good Nights," she went upstairs.</p><p></p><p>Immediately, all seven dwarfs rushed outside and began standing on each others shoulders beneath Snow White's bedroom window. Tonight was Grumpy's turn to be on the top and as he was the only one who could see in the window it was his duty to inform the other dwarfs what she was doing.</p><p></p><p>After a minute or two he hollered down, "She's taking off her blouse!"</p><p>and this was echoed down the stack "taking off her blouse," "she's taking off her blouse," "blouse is coming off," "taking off her blouse,"</p><p>etc.</p><p></p><p>Next Grumpy yelled, "She's taking off her skirt," which was followed by the echoes "taking off her skirt," "she's taking off her skirt,"</p><p>"skirt's coming off," "taking off her skirt," etc.</p><p></p><p>Of course the next line from Grumpy was, "She's taking off her bra!" and the echo chorus went down the line.</p><p></p><p>Then, "She's taking off her panties!" which again cascaded down the dwarf tower.</p><p></p><p>Finally, Grumpy looked around and from his vantage height saw someone coming through the woods, so he yelled, "Someone's coming!" And from the next dwarf down to the bottom dwarf was heard, "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>There was a young lady named May, </p><p>Took a stroll in the park by the bay. </p><p>She met a young man, </p><p>Who fucked her and ran. </p><p>Now she goes to the park everyday.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064631059, member: 14320"] Snow White Was Sleepy One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy and announced to the seven dwarfs that she was going to bed. After the usual lengthy round of "Good Nights," she went upstairs. Immediately, all seven dwarfs rushed outside and began standing on each others shoulders beneath Snow White's bedroom window. Tonight was Grumpy's turn to be on the top and as he was the only one who could see in the window it was his duty to inform the other dwarfs what she was doing. After a minute or two he hollered down, "She's taking off her blouse!" and this was echoed down the stack "taking off her blouse," "she's taking off her blouse," "blouse is coming off," "taking off her blouse," etc. Next Grumpy yelled, "She's taking off her skirt," which was followed by the echoes "taking off her skirt," "she's taking off her skirt," "skirt's coming off," "taking off her skirt," etc. Of course the next line from Grumpy was, "She's taking off her bra!" and the echo chorus went down the line. Then, "She's taking off her panties!" which again cascaded down the dwarf tower. Finally, Grumpy looked around and from his vantage height saw someone coming through the woods, so he yelled, "Someone's coming!" And from the next dwarf down to the bottom dwarf was heard, "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." "Me too." ===== There was a young lady named May, Took a stroll in the park by the bay. She met a young man, Who fucked her and ran. Now she goes to the park everyday. [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
MITSUBISHI / FE658 (RB/BK S2S)
Started by
PIstonHeads
Chassis and Wheels
Perodua Alza gear up body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
brake caliper spray
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda city Mugen gtwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda Civic FD JSracing GTwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic FC varis GTwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
JSracing GTwing spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Proton saga drive68 bodykit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Perodua Bezza projectR body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda city gm6 drive68 body kit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
boost query
masters,
i can't find a thread on this so just a simple query as you know i'm new to the altezza..
just a quick one.
1) can the beam engine withstand a boost of 0.5bar if i just bot on a turbo and have my afc set...
Fuel & Engine Oil for FCs
Hello all rotary bros,
My friend have just bought himself a 85' FC. Currently he doing maintenance and cleaning the engine bay. Just curious on wats the best fuel to use (RON92 or RON97) and engine oil eg...
How To Remove Door Lining
hello guys....plz give me a very good advice how to remove kenari door lining.
my cars is 2 years old..,can remove ?how bout color..(lari tune ka?)...
thanks.... :huh:
Recent Posts
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
2026 Vios HEV launched with Local Battery Assembly - UMW Toyota Motor
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
SPPF: The Future of Automotive Surface Protection - A Technical Overview
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Upping Wira 1.5 MMC performance
Started by
Nyfka
Car Modification
Volvo Malaysia Launches Locally Assembled ES90 Electric Sedan
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...