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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064631188" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A Furrier </p><p></p><p>A rather ordinary guy enters a furrier accompanied by the most beautiful redhead on </p><p>the whole planet. He asks to see the furrier's most expensive item, which promptly </p><p>proves to be a full-length mink coat. When the furrier says it costs $70,000, the </p><p>man says, "Not a problem. I'll write you a check."</p><p>"Excellent!" the furrier exclaims, "Since today is Friday, you may come back on </p><p>Monday to pick it up, after your check has cleared the bank."</p><p>When Monday afternoon arrives, the man returns and the furrier is furious, "How </p><p>dare you come back here! There was not a single cent in that account you wrote my </p><p>check on!"</p><p>"True," the man smiles, "I just came back to thank you for the best weekend </p><p>I've ever had in my life!" </p><p>=====</p><p>Two guys hire a hooker to raise their "morale." The first one whips out his </p><p>dick, which is a whopping ten inches long. The hooker smiles eagerly, and starts </p><p>to blow him.</p><p>Then the second guy takes out his dick, which is only five inches long.</p><p>"Who's this guy?" she asks number one.</p><p>Number one answers, "That's my half-brother."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064631188, member: 14320"] A Furrier A rather ordinary guy enters a furrier accompanied by the most beautiful redhead on the whole planet. He asks to see the furrier's most expensive item, which promptly proves to be a full-length mink coat. When the furrier says it costs $70,000, the man says, "Not a problem. I'll write you a check." "Excellent!" the furrier exclaims, "Since today is Friday, you may come back on Monday to pick it up, after your check has cleared the bank." When Monday afternoon arrives, the man returns and the furrier is furious, "How dare you come back here! There was not a single cent in that account you wrote my check on!" "True," the man smiles, "I just came back to thank you for the best weekend I've ever had in my life!" ===== Two guys hire a hooker to raise their "morale." The first one whips out his dick, which is a whopping ten inches long. The hooker smiles eagerly, and starts to blow him. Then the second guy takes out his dick, which is only five inches long. "Who's this guy?" she asks number one. Number one answers, "That's my half-brother." [/QUOTE]
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