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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064631650" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Dirty Shorties</p><p></p><p>A woman complained to her vet that her mongrel dog would start to fuck her every time he came into the house.</p><p>"Is there anything you can do?" she asked. </p><p>"Well," The vet said, "We could cut his balls off to cut his sex drive down." </p><p>"Oh no," the woman replied, "that seems a bit rough. Couldn't you just clip his nails and do something about his bad breath?" </p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A young Amish boy, Little Johnny, is sitting on his bed reading the Bible. Suddenly, his father storms in, grabs him and drags him out into the pasture.</p><p></p><p>In the pasture is one sheep chewing grass. His father points to the sheep and says, "Thou hast had sex with yon sheep!"</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny kneels and says, "Father forgive me for I did indeed spill my seed in yon lowly beast." </p><p></p><p>Saddened his father says, "Thou art forgiven my son. But know this... there will be REAL trouble if I taste it again." </p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A guy races into the men's toilet, burns up to the urinal, </p><p>whips out his twelve inch dick and says with a sigh of relief, </p><p>"Phew, just made it." </p><p></p><p>The guy next to him looks over and says, "No Shit, can you </p><p>make me one too?"</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A West Virginia teeny bopper comes home from school and </p><p>asks, "Ma, is it true that babies come out of the place </p><p>boys put their wieners in?"</p><p></p><p>Ma replies,"Yep, sho' do."</p><p></p><p>Daughter says," Why Ma, is that why you are missin </p><p>yo' front teeth?"</p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Johnson sees McGann in a bar.</p><p>He says, "I heard you buried your wife."</p><p>McGann says, "Had to. She was dead."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064631650, member: 14320"] Dirty Shorties A woman complained to her vet that her mongrel dog would start to fuck her every time he came into the house. "Is there anything you can do?" she asked. "Well," The vet said, "We could cut his balls off to cut his sex drive down." "Oh no," the woman replied, "that seems a bit rough. Couldn't you just clip his nails and do something about his bad breath?" ===== A young Amish boy, Little Johnny, is sitting on his bed reading the Bible. Suddenly, his father storms in, grabs him and drags him out into the pasture. In the pasture is one sheep chewing grass. His father points to the sheep and says, "Thou hast had sex with yon sheep!" Little Johnny kneels and says, "Father forgive me for I did indeed spill my seed in yon lowly beast." Saddened his father says, "Thou art forgiven my son. But know this... there will be REAL trouble if I taste it again." ===== A guy races into the men's toilet, burns up to the urinal, whips out his twelve inch dick and says with a sigh of relief, "Phew, just made it." The guy next to him looks over and says, "No Shit, can you make me one too?" ===== A West Virginia teeny bopper comes home from school and asks, "Ma, is it true that babies come out of the place boys put their wieners in?" Ma replies,"Yep, sho' do." Daughter says," Why Ma, is that why you are missin yo' front teeth?" ===== Johnson sees McGann in a bar. He says, "I heard you buried your wife." McGann says, "Had to. She was dead." [/QUOTE]
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