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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064632345" data-attributes="member: 14320">She's A Keeper If You Hear A Woman Say . . .* I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.* I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, I still want you right now!* This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang.* Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wet spot.* Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.* That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch porno's again?* I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby- sitter Tracy.* You're my daddy! You're my daddy!* The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.* Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!* While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.* Bar food again!? Kick ass.* I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girl- friend has class.* That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.* I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.* I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's day gift!* Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.* I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?* It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.* Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila shot off of Chuck's bare ass!* My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.* I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.* Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!* You are so much smarter than my father.* If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sports Center.</blockquote>

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