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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064633572" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A 2nd Grade Teacher</p><p></p><p>A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class.</p><p></p><p>She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"</p><p></p><p>The teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the baby-sitters teeth."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p>A woman was in a sex boutique shopping for vibrators when the clerk said, "Perhaps you might be interested in this one. It's our most realistic model."</p><p></p><p>The woman said, "You mean it's shaped exactly like a man's penis?"</p><p></p><p>"No," the clerk replied, "I mean that after five minutes it goes soft for the rest of the night."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A little lad asked his mom "is it bad to have a willy"?</p><p>No, said his mother why?</p><p>Cause daddy is upstairs trying to pull his off</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064633572, member: 14320"] A 2nd Grade Teacher A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?" Little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!" The teacher says, "Are you sure about that?" Little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the baby-sitters teeth." ===== A woman was in a sex boutique shopping for vibrators when the clerk said, "Perhaps you might be interested in this one. It's our most realistic model." The woman said, "You mean it's shaped exactly like a man's penis?" "No," the clerk replied, "I mean that after five minutes it goes soft for the rest of the night." ===== A little lad asked his mom "is it bad to have a willy"? No, said his mother why? Cause daddy is upstairs trying to pull his off [/QUOTE]
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