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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064634757" data-attributes="member: 14320">SEX QUIZ FOR REAL MEN1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:A. Lovemaking.B. Screwing.C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.B. Your blood-test results.C. Five tequila slammers.3. You time your orgasm so that:A. Your partner climaxes first.B. You both climax simultaneously.C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:A. Healthy, creative love-play.B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:A. The best part of the experience.B. The second best part of the experience.C. $100 extra.6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.C. A conservative estimate.7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:A. A myth.B. An oxymoron.C. A moron.8. Foreplay is to sex as:A. An appetizer is to entree.B. Primer is to paint.C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?A. "I hope we can still be friends."B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.B. Is uptight and a waste of time.C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.</blockquote>