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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064635225" data-attributes="member: 14320">Welfare OfficeA man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his wildly nymphomaniacal centerfold grade daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her all of her many overseas holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year."The man said, "You're bullshitting me man!"The clerk behind the counter said, "Yes, but you started it."=====Bill and Mark are out walking in the country one finesummer evening.Bill said, "Hey, Mark! You see that grove of trees over there?Well, that's where I had sex for the first time. We made lovewhile her mother stood to one side and watched us!"Mark, being a bit shy, was a little shocked to hear this."Are you serious? Did her mother say anything?" he asked.Bill answered, "Yeah, she said, 'Baaaaaaaaaah!'"</blockquote>

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