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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064635474" data-attributes="member: 14320">Shit MeaningsMathematician: Shit happening is just a special case... Statistician: There is an 83.7% chance that shit will happen. Maybe. Physicist (Theoretical): Shit SHOULD happen. Physicist (Experimental): To within experimental error, shit DID happen. Engineer: I hope this shit holds together. Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up. Biologist: Is this shit alive? Economist: I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand this shit. Beurocrat: I'm sorry, but we make this shit happen until you fill out form XJ-314159 to make an appointment with our Assistant Sub-Deputy Manager to obtain form ZN-271828... CEO: (1980's) I've got all the shit I want. (1990's) Oh, SHIT! Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit. Doctor: Take two shits and call me in the morning. Surgeon: Shit, where's this organ supposed to go? Psychologist: Shit is in your mind. Everything that happens is shit; some of it is just repressing its subconscious shittiness. Programmer: It's shit, but at least it compiles. Social Scientist: Let's pretend that shit doesn't happen... Politician: It's shit, but it'll get me elected. If you elect me, shit will never again happen. Shit happening is bad for the economy. Waitress: You want fries with that shit? Musician: This shit is out of tune. Dean: Let's see how much shit the faculty'll take. Accountant: Why doesn't this shit add up? Linguist: What I'm doing is a bunch of feces tauri. Quality Control Inspector: This shit ain't good enough. IRS Auditor: I'll make 'em squirm for putting this shit on their tax forms. Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit. Union leader: Give us more shit or we'll strike. Mafia boss: Rub the little shits out. NYC Cab Driver: Damn, looks like I hit that shit...=====There was a young girl of Batonger, Used to diddle herself with a conger When asked how it feels To be pleasured by eels, She said, "Just like a man, only longer."</blockquote>

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