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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064636766" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Naughty Rhyme</p><p></p><p>I thought that I could love no other</p><p>Until, that is, I met your brother</p><p>I want to feel your sweet embrace</p><p>But don't take that paper bag off of your face</p><p>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:</p><p>Marrying you screwed up my life</p><p>My love, you take my breath away</p><p>What have you stepped in to smell this way?</p><p>I see your face when I am dreaming</p><p>That's why I always wake up screaming.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"</p><p>His father says, "No...how old?"</p><p>He says, "I'm eleven!"</p><p>He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"</p><p>She says, "Come closer..."</p><p>She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.</p><p>She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."</p><p>He says, "How could you tell?"</p><p>She says, "I heard you tell your father."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064636766, member: 14320"] Naughty Rhyme I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life My love, you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way? I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming. ===== A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?" His father says, "No...how old?" He says, "I'm eleven!" He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?" She says, "Come closer..." She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear. She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven." He says, "How could you tell?" She says, "I heard you tell your father." [/QUOTE]
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