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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064637146" data-attributes="member: 14320">Redneck EtiquetteGeneral- Never take a beer to a job interview.- Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.- It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.- If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.- Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.Dining Out- When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the wine.- If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.Entertaining in your home- A centerpiece for the table should never be anything pre-pared by a taxidermist.- Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his manners are.Personal Hygiene- While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.- Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.- Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.****** (outside the family)- Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.- Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."- Establish with her parents what time she is expected back.Some will say 10:00 PM; Others might say "Monday." If thelatter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.</blockquote>

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