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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064637432" data-attributes="member: 14320">A PlayboyThe playboy encountered a lovely young thing on one of his trips abroadand decided to marry her. Blessing the fact that she was not only avirgin but totally naive, he seized on the wedding night as a chance tobreak her in right, and had her suck him off a number of times. The nextday the bride went to see her mother, and burst into tears almostimmediately."Oh, Mother," she sobbed . "I did so want to have children,and now I just know I never shall.""Now, now, dear, what makes you so sure?" asked the mother soothingly."Because." she wept, "because I'll never learn to swallowthat dreadful stuff!"=====There was a young fellow named PaulWho confessed, "I have only one ball.But the size of my prickIs God's dirtiest trick,For my girls always ask, 'Is that all?'"=====Did you hear about the side-effects of the Viagra pill for men? .....If you swallow it slowly, you'll get a stiff neck.I'm a practising heterosexual, but bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.A man said to his wife: "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?" "OK," she said. "You stand by the ironing board and I'll lie on the sofa and watch TV"</blockquote>

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