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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064637503" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Disorder In Court</p><p></p><p></p><p>These are from a book called Disorder in the Court. These are</p><p>things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now </p><p>published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying</p><p>calm</p><p>while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these</p><p>are excellent. Don't miss the last one.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: What is your date of birth?</p><p>A: July fifteenth.</p><p></p><p>Q: What year?</p><p>A: Every year.</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?</p><p>A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?</p><p>A: Yes.</p><p>Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?</p><p>A: I forget.</p><p>Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that </p><p>you've forgotten?</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?</p><p>A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.</p><p>Q: How long has he lived with you?</p><p>A: Forty-five years.</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up</p><p>that morning?</p><p>A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"</p><p>Q: And why did that upset you?</p><p>A: My name is Susan.</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or</p><p>the occult?</p><p>A: We both do.</p><p>Q: Voodoo?</p><p>A: We do.</p><p>Q: You do?</p><p>A: Yes, voodoo.</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,</p><p>he doesn't know about it until the next morning?</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?</p><p>A: Yes.</p><p>Q: And what were you doing at that time?</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: She had three children, right?</p><p>A: Yes.</p><p>Q: How many were boys?</p><p>A: None.</p><p>Q: Were there any girls?</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: How was your first marriage terminated?</p><p>A: By death.</p><p>Q: And by whose death was it terminated?</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: Can you describe the individual?</p><p>A: He was about medium height and had a beard.</p><p>Q: Was this a male, or a female?</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice</p><p>which I sent to your attorney?</p><p>A: No, this is how I always dress when I go to work.</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?</p><p>A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?</p><p>A: Oral.</p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?</p><p>A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.</p><p>Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?</p><p>A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?</p><p></p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?</p><p>A: No.</p><p>Q: Did you check for blood pressure?</p><p>A: No.</p><p>Q: Did you check for breathing?</p><p>A: No.</p><p>Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began</p><p>the autopsy?</p><p>A: No.</p><p>Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?</p><p>A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.</p><p>Q: But could the patient have still been alive, never the less?</p><p>A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing</p><p>law somewhere.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064637503, member: 14320"] Disorder In Court These are from a book called Disorder in the Court. These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Some of these are excellent. Don't miss the last one. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I always dress when I go to work. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? --------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, never the less? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. [/QUOTE]
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