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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064637583" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>NAUGHTY POEMS</p><p></p><p>Sex is evil</p><p>Evil is sin</p><p>Sins are forgiven</p><p>So stick it in.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Roses are red,</p><p>Violets are corny,</p><p>When I think of you</p><p>Oh baby I get horny.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>I like your style</p><p>I like your class</p><p>but most of all</p><p>I like your ass</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Kissing is a habit</p><p>Fucking is a game</p><p>Guys get all the pleasure</p><p>Girls get all the pain</p><p>The guy says i love you</p><p>You believe its true</p><p>But when your tummy starts to swell,</p><p>He says 'to hell with you'</p><p>10 minutes of pleasure</p><p>9 months in pain</p><p>3 days in hospital</p><p>A baby without a name</p><p>The baby is a bastard</p><p>The mother is a whore</p><p>This never wouldn't have happened</p><p>If the rubber wouldn't have torn</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Sex is when a guys information</p><p>enters a girls communication</p><p>to increase the population</p><p>for a younger generation</p><p>do you get the information...</p><p></p><p>or do you need a demonstration</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Mental anxiety,</p><p>Mental breakdowns,</p><p>Menstrual cramps,</p><p>Menopause...</p><p></p><p>Did you ever notice how all women's problems begin with MEN!?!?!?</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Eat me,</p><p>Beat me,</p><p>Bite me,</p><p>Blow me,</p><p>Suck me,</p><p>Fuck me,</p><p>Very slowly,</p><p>if you kiss me,</p><p>don't be sassy,</p><p>Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Holy mother, full of grace</p><p>Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face</p><p>Bless his hair that tends to curl</p><p>Keep him away from all other girls</p><p>Bless his arms that are so strong</p><p>Put his hands where they belong</p><p>Bless his dick, the one I sucked</p><p>Bless the bed, in which we fuck</p><p>And if my Mom happened to walk in</p><p>Bless the shit I'd be in.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064637583, member: 14320"] NAUGHTY POEMS Sex is evil Evil is sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in. ===== Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you Oh baby I get horny. ===== I like your style I like your class but most of all I like your ass ===== Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn ===== Sex is when a guys information enters a girls communication to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration ===== Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all women's problems begin with MEN!?!?!? ===== Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!! ===== Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him away from all other girls Bless his arms that are so strong Put his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one I sucked Bless the bed, in which we fuck And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in. [/QUOTE]
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