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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064637695" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Story Of A WomanA story of a woman who just turned 47 years old:When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would havea boyfriend.When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was nopassion.So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zestfor life. In college I dated a passionate guy, but hewas too emotional. Everything was an emergency,he was a drama queen, cried all the time andthreatened suicide.So I decided I needed a guy with stability.When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but hewas boring. He was totally predictable and nevergot excited about anything.Life became so dull that I decided I needed a guywith some excitement. When I was 28, I found anexciting guy, but I couldn't keep up with him.He rushed from one thing to another, never settlingon anything.He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyonehe met. He made me miserable as often as happy.He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.So I decided to find a guy with some ambition.When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious guy withhis feet planted firmly on the ground and married him.He was so ambitious that he divorced me, took everythingI owned, and ran off with my best friend.I am now 47 And am looking for a guy with a big dick.=====After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened last night?""As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife."Piss on him," answered the husband."You did," said the wife, "and he fired you.""Well, fuck him," said the husband."I did, and you go back to work in the morning."</blockquote>

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