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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064638406" data-attributes="member: 14320">English LessonThe teacher is in front of this grade 2 class. She is explaining what they are going to do. "O.K. kids, this morning for English lesson we are going to make up sentences with the word lovely in it. Is there anybody who wants to have a go at making a sentence with lovely in it..." Two kids put their hands up, young Sally and Little Johnny, (Little Johnny also happens to be the class clown and is well known as an inciter of anarchy.) so the teacher looks at young Sally and says, "Sally, do you have a sentence for the class?" "Yes miss." says young Sally eagerly. "O.K. then, tell the class your sentence." "Mommy, Daddy and I went to the park yesterday and it was lovely." "That's very good Sally, is there anybody else who wants to have a try?" Little Johnny's hand shoots up and he is saying, "Pick me miss, pick me, me, me!!" The teacher thinks to herself, I suppose there is not too much Johnny can do with the word lovely. So she decides to let Little Johnny to have a try. "O.K. Johnny you can tell the class your sentence." So Little Johnny stands up and tells the class his sentence. "The other night my sister comes homes and says to my dad, 'Daaad, I'm pregnant...' so dad gets up and says, 'That's lovely....That's FUCKIN' lovely!!!"=====There was a young fellow named Skinner Who took a young lady to dinner. At a quarter to eight they sat down and ate; And at twenty to nine it was in her.Q. What's another name for pickled bread? A. Dill-dough</blockquote>

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