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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064639365" data-attributes="member: 14320">Best Veggies In TownThis small farm town had a vegetable fair to see who grew the biggest and best vegetables at harvest time and every year the same old man won first place.So one day his young and beautiful next-door neighbor asked him "How do you grow such big tomatoes mister?"The man hesitated for a minute and whispered "Well honey, every morning at dawn, I take my robe off and flash the garden. "The young woman was intrigued by his strategy and decided to try it also.The following season the woman knocked on the old man's door.The man came out and the girl confessed that she had been flashing her garden also but showed him that her tomatoes weren't any better than before.After showing him the vegetables the young woman said, "My tomatoes may not be great, but you should see my cucumbers!"=====Bill sits up at the bar and says, “Poor me a double, Jack. I just had a fight with the old lady.”“Oh yeah? How did this one end? Let’s just say when it was over she came to me on her hands and knees.”“Really? Now that’s a switch! What did she say?” She said, “Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!”</blockquote>

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