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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064639578" data-attributes="member: 14320">Mothers And BirdsThe teacher announces, "The topic of the day is describe your mother to me as a bird, and tell me why."She leaves the kiddies for a short while and then asks them their answers.Kelly at the front goes first, "My Mummy's like a swan, because she's white and elegant""Thank you Kelly" says teacher, and she continues going around the class.Bobby says "My Mummy's like a stork, cos she has babies and babies, and I have 7 brothers and 3 sisters.""Thank you Bobby." says the teacher, and continues with the other students.Finally there is no-one left but Little Johnny, so the teacher finally asks him, "Johnny, what bird most resembles your mother?"Little Johnny pipes up with "A thrush!"The teacher, thinking she may finally have a decent answer asks, "Why is that?"Little Johnny replies, "Because she's an irritating bitch!"</blockquote>

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