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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064639608" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Little Johnny</p><p></p><p></p><p>An attractive woman turned to the man in the business suit behind her in the elevator.</p><p>Excuse me," she asked, "but aren't you Little Johnny?"</p><p></p><p>The man cleared his throat, "Yes, as a matter of fact, I am."</p><p></p><p>"Oh," she gushed, "I've always wanted to meet you, Little Johnny. And now that we're together," she continued throatily, "I'll tell you what I'd like to do; I'm inviting you back to my room, where I'll kneel in front of you and pull out your cock and suck it till you have a giant hard-on and suck it some more until you come all over my face..."</p><p></p><p>"I don't know," said Little Johnny, thinking it over. "What's in it for me? </p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>The teacher hears Johnny cussing, so she gets pissed off and goes bitching to Johnny's father. She comes to Johnny's house and notices Little Johnny fucking a goat in the yard. </p><p></p><p>She walks in the house and screams to his father "Your son! Your son! He cussed in school and now, now he's being carnal with a goat in the yard!" </p><p></p><p>"Son of a bitch! Today is my turn!" shouted his father.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064639608, member: 14320"] Little Johnny An attractive woman turned to the man in the business suit behind her in the elevator. Excuse me," she asked, "but aren't you Little Johnny?" The man cleared his throat, "Yes, as a matter of fact, I am." "Oh," she gushed, "I've always wanted to meet you, Little Johnny. And now that we're together," she continued throatily, "I'll tell you what I'd like to do; I'm inviting you back to my room, where I'll kneel in front of you and pull out your cock and suck it till you have a giant hard-on and suck it some more until you come all over my face..." "I don't know," said Little Johnny, thinking it over. "What's in it for me? ===== The teacher hears Johnny cussing, so she gets pissed off and goes bitching to Johnny's father. She comes to Johnny's house and notices Little Johnny fucking a goat in the yard. She walks in the house and screams to his father "Your son! Your son! He cussed in school and now, now he's being carnal with a goat in the yard!" "Son of a bitch! Today is my turn!" shouted his father. [/QUOTE]
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