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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064639683" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Male Statements / True Meanings</p><p></p><p>Statement: "I'm a Romantic."</p><p>True Meaning: "I'm poor."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "I need you."</p><p>True Meaning: "My hand is tired."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "I am different from all the other guys."</p><p>True Meaning: "I am not circumcised."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "I want a commitment."</p><p>True Meaning: "I'm sick of masturbation."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."</p><p>True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."</p><p>True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "It's just orange juice, try it."</p><p>True Meaning: "Three more shots, and she'll have her legs around my</p><p>head."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "She's kinda cute."</p><p>True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the</p><p>head might be necessary."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "I don't know if I like her."</p><p>True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "I miss you so much."</p><p>True Meaning: "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to</p><p>look good."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "Was it good for you?"</p><p>True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"</p><p>True Meaning: "Is my penis really that small?"</p><p></p><p>Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."</p><p>True Meaning: "Who the hell are you?"</p><p></p><p>Statement: "Do you love me?"</p><p>True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"</p><p>True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find</p><p>out sooner or later."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "How much do you love me?"</p><p>True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on</p><p>their way to tell you by now."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "I have something to tell you."</p><p>True Meaning: "Get tested."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "I'll give you a call."</p><p>True Meaning: "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than</p><p>see you again."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."</p><p>True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "I think we should just be friends."</p><p>True Meaning: "You're ugly."</p><p></p><p>Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."</p><p>True Meaning: "Next!!!!"</p><p></p><p>Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?"</p><p>True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064639683, member: 14320"] Male Statements / True Meanings Statement: "I'm a Romantic." True Meaning: "I'm poor." Statement: "I need you." True Meaning: "My hand is tired." Statement: "I am different from all the other guys." True Meaning: "I am not circumcised." Statement: "I want a commitment." True Meaning: "I'm sick of masturbation." Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." Statement: "I really want to get to know you better." True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it." Statement: "It's just orange juice, try it." True Meaning: "Three more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head." Statement: "She's kinda cute." True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary." Statement: "I don't know if I like her." True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me." Statement: "I miss you so much." True Meaning: "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good." Statement: "Was it good for you?" True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood." Statement: "How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" True Meaning: "Is my penis really that small?" Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night." True Meaning: "Who the hell are you?" Statement: "Do you love me?" True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out." Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?" True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later." Statement: "How much do you love me?" True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now." Statement: "I have something to tell you." True Meaning: "Get tested." Statement: "I'll give you a call." True Meaning: "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again." Statement: "I've been thinking a lot." True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk." Statement: "I think we should just be friends." True Meaning: "You're ugly." Statement: "I've learned a lot from you." True Meaning: "Next!!!!" Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine." [/QUOTE]
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