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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064639974" data-attributes="member: 14320">You Know It's Time For A Diet When:*You dive into a swimming pool so your friends can go surfing.*You have to apply your makeup with a paint roller.*Weight Watchers demands your resignation.*You step on a pennyweight scale that gives you your fortune and it says,"One at a time please!"*Your face is so full that you look like you're wearing horn-rimmedcontact lenses.*The bus driver asks you to sit on the other side because he wants tomake a turn without flipping over.*You're at school in the classroom and turn around and erase the entire blackboard*They throw puffed rice at your wedding.*You hiccup in your bathing suit, and it looks like someone adjusting a venetian blind.*You fall down and try to get up, and in the process rock yourself tosleep.=====On Answering Machines:Did you ever hear one of these corny, 'positive' mesages on someone'sanswering machine? They usually go something like this......."Hi, it'sa great day & I'm out enjoying it right now.I hope you are too.The thought for the day is, 'Share the love.'Leave your name & number afterthe beep. I'll get right back to ya." >> "Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling..... Speaking of being'positive', your test is back. STOP sharing the love!" Click.=====The teenager was developing rapidly, so her mother thought itabout time that she understood the facts of life."Liza," she began, "I think it would be nice if we had a little chat about howlife is formed. As you know, a baby grows in a lady's tummy and...""It might be interesting to hear you tell it, Mom," interrupted the daughter,"but what I really want to know is how to fake an orgasm."</blockquote>

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