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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064640065" data-attributes="member: 14320">Little Old LadyA little old lady went into the Bank of Canada oneday, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that shemust speak with the president of the bank to open asavings account because, "It's a lot of money!" Aftermuch hemming and hawing, the bank staff finallyushered her into the president's office (the customeris always right!).The bank president then asked herhow much she would like to deposit.She replied, $165,000!" and dumped the cash out of herbag onto his desk.The president was of course curious as to how shecame by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'msurprised you're carrying so much cash around. Wheredid you get this money?" The old lady replied, "Imake bets."The president then asked,"Bets? What kind ofbets?"The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you$25,000 that your balls are square.""Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet.You can never win that kind of bet!"The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to takemy bet?""Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 thatmy balls are not square!"The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since thereis a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyerwith me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?""Sure!" replied the confident president.That night, the president got very nervous about thebet and spent a long time in front of a mirrorchecking his balls, turning from side to side, againand again. He thoroughly checked them out until hewas sure that there was absolutely no way his ballswere square, and that he would win the bet.The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the littleold lady appeared with her lawyer at the president'soffice.She introduced the lawyer to the president andrepeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's ballsare square!"The president agreed with the bet again and the oldlady asked him to drop his pants so they could allsee.The president complied.The little old lady peered closely at his balls, andthen asked if she could feel them."Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lotof money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietlybanging his head against the wall.The president asked the old lady, "What the hell'sthe matter with your lawyer?"She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 thatat 10:00 am today, I'd have The Bank of Canada'spresident's balls in my hand."</blockquote>

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