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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064640250" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>You Just May Be A Nymphomaniac If...</p><p></p><p></p><p>. You become a Vaseline spokesperson.</p><p>. Having two tampons in at the same time doesn't bother you.</p><p>. You go through a Sealy Mattress every week.</p><p>. Frederick of Hollywood actually comes to your door himself ...just to see where 1/2 of his orders go.</p><p>. You have to go across the border for a Pap Smear.</p><p>. When they change your area code to 6969.</p><p>. Tetracycline is your best friend.</p><p>. McDonald's calls you "The Happy Meal".</p><p>. It takes 2 douches and a spatula at shower time.</p><p>. When you've got a "Take a Number" machine at your door.</p><p>. When you get hemorrhoids on your shoulders.</p><p>. Your day starts and ends by rolling over.</p><p>. When the sperm bank calls for remnants.</p><p>. When you're wearing more latex than spandex.</p><p>. When your ceiling mirrors fog.</p><p>. When they install a revolving door at your apartment.</p><p>. When the Marine Corps does recruitment outside your door.</p><p>. Madonna comes to you for pointers.</p><p>. When he doesn't even have to buy you a drink.</p><p>. When you have a room key to every hotel in town.</p><p>. Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights.</p><p>. The only place you haven't had sex is on the moon.</p><p>. When a men's prison becomes a vacation "hot spot"</p><p>. When it only takes 2 licks to get to the center of a Blow Pop.</p><p>. When you and your cat have the same tongue consistency.</p><p>. When other women begin to call you "Man's Best Friend".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064640250, member: 14320"] You Just May Be A Nymphomaniac If... . You become a Vaseline spokesperson. . Having two tampons in at the same time doesn't bother you. . You go through a Sealy Mattress every week. . Frederick of Hollywood actually comes to your door himself ...just to see where 1/2 of his orders go. . You have to go across the border for a Pap Smear. . When they change your area code to 6969. . Tetracycline is your best friend. . McDonald's calls you "The Happy Meal". . It takes 2 douches and a spatula at shower time. . When you've got a "Take a Number" machine at your door. . When you get hemorrhoids on your shoulders. . Your day starts and ends by rolling over. . When the sperm bank calls for remnants. . When you're wearing more latex than spandex. . When your ceiling mirrors fog. . When they install a revolving door at your apartment. . When the Marine Corps does recruitment outside your door. . Madonna comes to you for pointers. . When he doesn't even have to buy you a drink. . When you have a room key to every hotel in town. . Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights. . The only place you haven't had sex is on the moon. . When a men's prison becomes a vacation "hot spot" . When it only takes 2 licks to get to the center of a Blow Pop. . When you and your cat have the same tongue consistency. . When other women begin to call you "Man's Best Friend". [/QUOTE]
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