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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064640278" data-attributes="member: 14320">Johnny Go DeeperThere was once a boy named Johnny Go Deeper. He attended a school where his father was the principal, his mother was the vice principal, and his sister was an administrator. He stayed after class when the bell rang to speak with his teacher, Mrs. Johnson.He began the conversation by saying. "Mrs. Johnson, please take off your shirt".Mrs. Johnson quickly replied "No Johnny, I'm not taking my shirt off".So Johnny says "I'll tell my mother and my father and my sister and they'll fire you.So Mrs. Johnson removed her shirt.Then Johnny says "Mrs. Johnson, please take off your skirt".Mrs. Johnson quickly replied "No Johnny, I'm not taking my skirt off".So Johnny says "I'll tell my mother and my father and my sister and they'll fire you".Mrs. Johnson then removed her skirt.Then Johnny says "Mrs. Johnson, please take off your bra and panties".Mrs. Johnson quickly replied "No Johnny, I'm not taking my bra and panties off".So Johnny says "I'll tell my mother and my father and my sister and they'll fire you".Mrs. Johnson then removed her bra and panties.Then Johnny says "Mrs. Johnson, please lay on the table".Mrs. Johnson quickly replied "No Johnny,I will not lay on the table".So Johnny says "I'll tell my mother and my father and my sister and they'll fire you".Mrs. Johnson lays on the table.So Johnny jumped on top of her and proceeded to try to penetrate her.All of a sudden his mother walks in and yells "JOHNNY GO DEEPER"So Johnny replies "I'm trying, I'm trying".=====There was a old man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds great tuffs of grass shot out of his arse and his cock was covered in weeds.</blockquote>

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