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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064641327" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Battle Of The Sexes</p><p></p><p>Things NOT to Say to a Naked Man...</p><p>*That's it?</p><p>*Wow - look at all the hair on your back!</p><p>*Maybe you should start going to the gym more.</p><p>*That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator?</p><p>*Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead?</p><p>*Wake me when it's over, ok?</p><p>*I think the condom's too big.</p><p>*Zzzzzz....</p><p>*You want me to what?!?</p><p>*Well, that explains the padded pants.</p><p>*Did you take out the garbage yet?</p><p>*My husband's in the Marines.</p><p>*He's due home any day now.</p><p>*Is that a toupee?</p><p>*So THAT'S what your ex warned me about!</p><p>*No.</p><p>*Surgery might be able to help.</p><p>*Not until you've showered.</p><p>*That must be my mother on the phone.</p><p>*Your brother's bigger.</p><p>*Your best friend's better.</p><p>*Are you done yet?</p><p>*Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut!</p><p>*Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear.</p><p>*You might want to see a doctor about that.</p><p>*Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064641327, member: 14320"] Battle Of The Sexes Things NOT to Say to a Naked Man... *That's it? *Wow - look at all the hair on your back! *Maybe you should start going to the gym more. *That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator? *Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead? *Wake me when it's over, ok? *I think the condom's too big. *Zzzzzz.... *You want me to what?!? *Well, that explains the padded pants. *Did you take out the garbage yet? *My husband's in the Marines. *He's due home any day now. *Is that a toupee? *So THAT'S what your ex warned me about! *No. *Surgery might be able to help. *Not until you've showered. *That must be my mother on the phone. *Your brother's bigger. *Your best friend's better. *Are you done yet? *Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut! *Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear. *You might want to see a doctor about that. *Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! [/QUOTE]
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