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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064641361" data-attributes="member: 14320">Guys Going FishingFour married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" ..and she said, "Wear sun-block."=====Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well?A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush.Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like?A. Depends!Q. What's the hardest thing about a sex change operation?A. Inserting the anchovies.Q. What do you call a female clown?A. A CluntQ. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?A. Cunt Stubble.Q. Why did God invent yeast infection?A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying cunt.</blockquote>

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