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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064643273" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Woman Named Jess</p><p></p><p>There once was a woman named Jess--</p><p>Bisexual, she'd readily confess.</p><p>She loved a good dick,</p><p>but pussy she'd lick,</p><p>and leave both a wet gooey mess.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard, only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't: </p><p></p><p>1. Bleed for a week and not die. </p><p>2. Give milk without eating grass </p><p>3. Bury an eight inch bone faster than any dog!</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q: What's red, black and blue and lies in the gutter?</p><p>A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.</p><p>Q: How is a woman like a road?</p><p>A: Both have manholes.</p><p>Q: Why are women like screen doors?</p><p>A: Once they get banged a few times, they loosen up.</p><p>Q: What do you call the useless flesh which surrounds a vagina?</p><p>A: A woman.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064643273, member: 14320"] Woman Named Jess There once was a woman named Jess-- Bisexual, she'd readily confess. She loved a good dick, but pussy she'd lick, and leave both a wet gooey mess. ===== If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard, only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad! ===== Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't: 1. Bleed for a week and not die. 2. Give milk without eating grass 3. Bury an eight inch bone faster than any dog! ===== Q: What's red, black and blue and lies in the gutter? A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes. Q: How is a woman like a road? A: Both have manholes. Q: Why are women like screen doors? A: Once they get banged a few times, they loosen up. Q: What do you call the useless flesh which surrounds a vagina? A: A woman. [/QUOTE]
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