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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064643335" data-attributes="member: 14320">Kool Q & AQ: If a tennis player gets tennis elbow, what does agynecologist get?A: Tunnel vision.------------ ---------Q: Why do women have faces?A: So you know which pussy is yours.------------ ---------Q: What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?A: Outlaws are wanted.------------ ---------Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.------------ ---------Q: Why are gingerbread men the best men of all?A: They are cute. They are sweet. And if they give youany lip, you can bite their friggin' heads off.------------ ---------Q: What does a horny toad say?A: "Rub-it Rub-it"------------ ---------Q: When do you know a man is desperate ?A: When he practices yoga just so he can give himself head.------------ ---------Q: Who are the three most dangerous men a man can meet?A1: A black guy with a gun,A2: A Puerto Rican with a knife,A3: A gay man with a chipped tooth.------------ ---------Q: Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?A: Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.------------ ---------Q: What is the definition of a bachelor?A: It's some guy who's depriving some woman of herGod-given right to alimony.------------ ---------Q: How can you tell a bachelor from a married man?A: A bachelor comes to work from a different directioneach morning.------------ ---------Q: What is the definition of a "smart ass"?A: Someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell youwhat flavor it is.------------ ---------Q: What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?A: 99 times out of 100 you get an onion with long ears.But that ONE time out of 100, you get a piece of assthat makes your eyes water....------------ ---------Q. What did the mouse say when they gave him viagra?A. "Here pussy, pussy, pussy!"------------ ---------Q: What's the biggest advantage of speed-reading?A: You can take a shit in half the time.------------ ---------Q: How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer?A: There's cheese in front of the mouse.------------ ---------Q: What do women and milk cartons have in common?A: You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.------------ ---------Q: Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?A: After a month they were fighting tooth and nail.</blockquote>