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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064643783" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Top 10 Answers Men Would Most Like To Give To Women's Stupid Questions, But Never Will</p><p></p><p>10. No, we can't be friends, I just want to use you for sex.</p><p></p><p>9. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all the fucking ice-cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.</p><p></p><p>8. You've got shit chance of me calling you.</p><p></p><p>7. No, I won't be gentle.</p><p></p><p>6. Of course you have to swallow.</p><p></p><p>5. Well, yes actually, I do this all the time.</p><p></p><p>4. I hate your fucking friends.</p><p></p><p>3. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight.</p><p></p><p>2. I'd rather watch a stick movie.</p><p></p><p>1. Eat it? It took me 10 schooners to get up the courage to fuck it.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A trucker drives his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and starts down the other side when he notices a man and a woman making love in the center of the road. He blows his horn several times, but they don't budge. He slams on his brakes and stops just inches from them. </p><p></p><p>Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker walks to the couple, still in the road, and yells, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could've been killed!" </p><p></p><p>The man on the highway looks up and says, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."</p></blockquote><p></p>

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