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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064644336" data-attributes="member: 14320">I.M. With An IdiotThis classic IM actually happened with an old friend of mine. (Sillygirll693) I crack up every time I read it.Hello all...Today I had an ecounter with someone who is probably the stupidest person on the face of the Earth. You all know how much I HATE the a/s/l IMs, and I just could NOT back down from giving this loser everything I could think of to throw at him...LOL... enjoy.. I sure did..hehehe.NHWhGuy: a/s/l/ pic Sillygirll693: do I know you? NHWhGuy: not yet Sillygirll693: then please don't IM me NHWhGuy: why Sillygirll693: because I said so. NHWhGuy: why Sillyigirll693: do you speak English? ( five minutes later...)NHWhGuy: want fuck Sillygirll693: excuse me? NHWhGuy: i am 10 incesSillygirll693: and I am the first lady. Go away.NHWhGuy: I lik pussySillygirll693: You have a wonderful grasp of the english language. What are you ... 12?NHWhGuy: want fuck Sillygirll693: I am not sure I understand you.. are you askinga question or making a statement?NHWhGuy: i am 16Sillygirll693: 16 inches or 16 years old?Sillygirll693: Keep in mind that 16 AOL inches equals 4 real life inches?NHWhGuy: 10 incesSillygirll693: well I wish you would make up your mind. 10 INCHESis actually 2.NHWhGuy: cyberSillygirll693: Hey!! You spelled something right! You'll make it to the third grade in no time. NHWhGuy: whatSillygirll693: what?NHWhGuy: r u hotSillygirll693: Well, actually it is snowing here, so it is hard to be hotNHWhGuy: mak u hotSillygirll693: you couldn't MAKE me hot if I was sitting bare-assed ona wood stove.NHWhGuy: Make you walk the sheetsSillygirll693: What's that? Your mother walks the streets? Oh now I understand things much better..NHWhGuy: u r funny ha haSillygirll693: Thank you. You are an imbecile.NHWhGuy: u lik meSillygirll693: Lick you or like you? Either way I will have to think about it a bit..Sillygirll693: Ok, thought about it..... NONHWhGuy: r u whiteSillygirll693: actually I am a pinkish color.Sillygirll693: Is your neck red?Sillygirll693: Do you have a junkyard in front of your trailer?NHWhGuy: whatSillygirll693:  Me Tarzan, you Jane.NHWhGuy: i like uSillygirll693: I am so glad to hear that.Sillygirll693: It is past your naptime, kid. Better go upstairs and brushyour tooth, pop a few zits, etc.NHWhGuy: no its notSillygirll693: Then why is your mother calling you? Never mind, I don'twant to know.NHWhGuy: whySillygirll693: why what? Why do you have the IQ of a goat? I have the answer...INBREEDING.NHWhGuy: i have a g/fSillygirll693: Oh really? How many teeth does she have?Sillygirll693: Does she shave her mustache before kissing you?NHWhGuy: we like 3waysSillygirll693: Oh cool.. I know someone who might be interested.NHWhGuy: whoSillygirll693: she's right here .....baaaaaaa...baaaaaaa Sillygirll693: she still smells like the barn, but I am sure you are usedto thatNHWhGuy: whySillygirll693: because she is a sheep, numbstick!NHWhGuy: why u have sheepSillygirll693:  oh forget it. Go get your own. Sillygirll693: a pimple on my ass would have ten times the intelligence you have. NHWhGuy: cyber meSillygirll693: hmm.. let me think about it awhile.Sillygirll693: NoNHWhGuy: u dont like meSillygirll693: Really! What gave you that idea?NHWhGuy: why r u in bi roomSillygirll693: Well, you see I thought maybe if I came in here another 16 year old sheep-fucking, pimple-faced, braincell-challenged redneck idiotwith a 2 inch penis and a 3 word vocabulary might IM me and try to cyber.(Long pause)Sillygirll693: was that too many words for you?NHWhGuy: i am not 16Sillygirll693: Really.. and I thought you were being honest.NHWhGuy: i am 20Sillygirll693: as if it makes all the difference in the world.NHWhGuy: age dont matterSillygirll693: actually it does, since you claim to be 20 with the intellectof a 14 year old pervert.NHWhGuy: fuck uSillygirll693: No thanks, I am not into sheep.Sillygirll6931: baaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaNHWhGuy: u r funnySillygirll693: nope.. I am Silly you dorkhead.Sillygirll693: Well junior, it's been fun. But I know you should be taking anap by now, or your mommy will be mad at you and Santa won't bring you any presents.NHWhGuy: moms not home Sillygirll693: Oh that's right, she's working. And she will probably have breakfast with her pimp when her shift is over.NHWhGuy: fuck uSillygirll693: baaaaaaaaaNHWhGuy: fat ugly dikeSillygirll693: that's DYKE you uneducated drip of snot. Sillygirll693: If I am a fat ugly dyke, then why do you want to cyber me?NHWhGuy: cant get a manSillygirll693: Oh, don't give up so easily, Junior. I know there is a perfect man out there somewhere just waiting for you.NHWhGuy: no u cant get a manSillygirll693: I am a dyke, remember, genius?NHWhGuy: hope u get shit for xmasSillygirll693: Was that an insult? Allright junior!! Way to go!!NHWhGuy: fuck uSillygirll693: Don't hold back now!NHWhGuy: fat assSillygirll693: baaaaaaaaa.. baaaaaaaa Sillygirll693: Well junior, thank you so much for entertaining me. I always enjoy watching a dildo like you make a complete ass of himself.NHWhGuy: u r a fucken fat ass dike bitchSillygirll693:  That's a good boy. I amsure your parents will be proud when they read this.NHWhGuy: they wont read itSillygirll693: They will when I mail it to the master screen name account of the computer you are using right now.NHWhGuy: u cant do thatSillygirll693: Why don't you just wait and see?NHWhGuy: noSillygirll693:  yesssss!NHWhGuy: r u goin to mail itSillygirll693: Junior, this is such a classic I am going to mail it to everyone I know, INCLUDING your parents and AOLNHWhGuy: please dontSillygirll693: Now its please... NHWhGuy: never mind i dont want cyber uSillygirll693: Oh how disappointing. NHWhGuy: i want be frendsSillygirll693: I am sure you will make lots of new friends in prison.NHWhGuy: byeSillygirll693: bye Junior.. don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.NHWhGuy: whatSillygirll693: I said go smell a fart.NHWhGuy: No u didntSillygirll693: Say no to drugs!NHWhGuy: u r werd Sillygirll693: And you have the brains of a doorknob. Good luck in prison, and remember my barn door is always open to you.NHWhGuy: bitchSillygirll693: don't go away mad..just go awayHere's the good part... an hour later I went to put this guy's name on my idiot list for future reference.. and it said he wasn't a member. Either he changed his SN immediately, or he's not on AOL...hmmmmmm......Anyway, everyone keep an eye out for him, and let him have it if you see him...LMAOFF</blockquote>

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