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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064644665" data-attributes="member: 14320">TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOUR SON HAS GROWN TOO OLD FOR BREAST FEEDING10. He can open your blouse by himself.9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue. 7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.4. After each feeding, he has a smoke. 3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to Dueling Banjos.1. Beard abrasions on areola.=====Two friends, one very wealthy and the other quite poor, were sitting in a bar late one night. They were talking about different things when the poor man asked the rich man, "So what did you end up giving you wife for her birthday, the Mercedes or the diamond ring?" "I got her the Mercedes *and* the diamond ring," says the rich man. The poor man, a bit puzzled, asked, "Why the hell did you get her both?" The rich man replied, "I got her both so if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive her new car back to the jeweler's to exchange it. So... What did YOU buy for YOUR wife?"The poor man says, "I bought her a pair of flip-flops and a dildo." Obviously confused, the rich man asked why he chose those items. The poor man replied, "Because if she doesn't like the flip-flops, she can go fuck herself!"</blockquote>

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