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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064644814" data-attributes="member: 14320">On The SeaTwas on the good ship Venus, Lord, you should have seen us. Our figurehead Was a whore in bed and the mast was a rampant penis. The Captain of our lugger Was a filthy bugger. He wasn't fit To shovel shit From one ship to another The First Mate's name was Morgan By God he was a gorgon Five time a day He'd kneel and play The Captain's sekshal organ The Second Mate was Andy. He was young and randy. They boiled his bum In steaming rum For cumming in the brandy The Bos'n's name was Walker He was a bleeding corker. The dirty sod Had been at quad For dalliance with a porker The cabin boy was Tripper He was a deadly nipper He stuffed his ass With broken glass And circumsized the skipper The Captain's wife, named Mabel, To fuck was never able. So the dirty shits Nailed her tits The Captain had a daughter Who fell into the water. Her squeals revealed A school of eels Had found her sekshal quarter When we reached out station We found to our elation The ship had sunk In a sea of spunk From mutual masturbation.</blockquote>

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