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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064645610" data-attributes="member: 14320">Married LifeThis guy has been married for about 6 months when he runs into aguy from his wedding party. The guy asked him how married life wastreating him.The married guy replied, "Great except for one problem, our sex life.Every time I am getting off, she isn't, and every time she is, I'mnot. We are frustrated because we heard it is so much better when youget off at the same time."The guy from the wedding party replied, "There is a simple solutionto that. the next time you are and she's not, give her a little jabin the stomach. For some reason that makes women get off."Even though it was against his better judgement, the married manpromised to try it, and the two parted their ways. About 3 monthslater, by chance they met up again, and of course the guy is eagerto find out what had happened. He replied, "Hey, is everything betteron the home front?" The married man replied, "Not exactly!!!I did exactly as you told me to. I was getting ready to get off,so I punched her in the stomach. She pissed in my face, and almostbit my dick off!"=====There was a young fellow named CharterisPut his hand where his young lady's garter is.She said, "I don't mind,And up higher you'll findThe place where my fucker and farter is."=====There once was a man named MortWhose dick was incredibly shortWhen he climbed into bedHis lady friend said"That's not a dick it's a wart"</blockquote>

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