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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064646111" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Extraordinary Wisdom Of Confucius(Part One)!Secretary not permanent until screwed on desk.! Man who let woman on top is fucking up. ! Man who stand on toilet get high on pot. ! Woman who spend much time on bedspring may get offspring. ! Sex on beach is like American beer - fucking near water. ! Man like baby - want to suck tit all day. ! Naked man fears no pick pocket. ! Man who masturbate only screwing himself. ! Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet. ! He who outruns the cheetah is fucking fast on his feet. ! Even the greatest of whales is helpless in the desert. ! The hand that turneth the knob opens the door. ! Schoolboy OK to masturbate as long as it's not against Principal. ! Schoolboy who mess around with school girl during wrong period get caught red-handed. ! He who eats too many jelly beans, farts in living colour!! ! Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk. ! Hockey player on ice have big stick. ! Man trapped in sewer eat shit and die. ! Man who fuck ugly dog get howled at. ! Girls should not marry basketball players because they always dribble before they shoot. ! It take square ass to shit brick. ! Woman who dance while wearing a jock strap have make believe ballroom. ! He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep. ! Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. ! A girls best asset is her lie ability. ! Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands. ! He who chases cars will soon get exhausted. ! Wash your face in morning neck at night. ! Man who kiss girl's behind get crack in face. ! Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag. ! Woman who fly air plane up-side down, have big crack up! ! Man who take woman on camping trip have one intent. ! He who refuses to listen is lying. ! When lady says no, she mean maybe. When lady say maybe, she mean yes. When lady say yes, she no lady ! Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn. ! He who sniffs coke drowns. ! Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead. ! Man who piss into wind get wet. ! Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. ! Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end. ! Man who eat pussy do lip service.</blockquote>

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