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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064646141" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Happy Hour</p><p></p><p>It was happy hour in the bar, and the air hung heavy in thick blue folds</p><p>as the regular bunch lit up some "happy weed." Suddenly, a loud voice</p><p>boomed from the entrance and demanded that they open the door in the</p><p>name of legality. The smokers frantically gathered their still-smoking</p><p>weeds and stuffed them inside the cuckoo clock. The police entered,</p><p>searched diligently, found nothing and left. The group breathed a sigh</p><p>of relief, and made for the cuckoo clock to retrieve their stash. Just</p><p>then, the clock's hands announced 6 pm. The little door popped open, the</p><p>bird poked his head out and said, "Heyyyy duuuudes! What fu*king time is</p><p>it?"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive</p><p>imported panties. "After all, dear," she said to her husband, "you</p><p>wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"</p><p></p><p>"No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on</p><p>a dead beaver."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064646141, member: 14320"] Happy Hour It was happy hour in the bar, and the air hung heavy in thick blue folds as the regular bunch lit up some "happy weed." Suddenly, a loud voice boomed from the entrance and demanded that they open the door in the name of legality. The smokers frantically gathered their still-smoking weeds and stuffed them inside the cuckoo clock. The police entered, searched diligently, found nothing and left. The group breathed a sigh of relief, and made for the cuckoo clock to retrieve their stash. Just then, the clock's hands announced 6 pm. The little door popped open, the bird poked his head out and said, "Heyyyy duuuudes! What fu*king time is it?" ===== The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all, dear," she said to her husband, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?" "No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver." [/QUOTE]
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