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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064646244" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>MOTHER NASTY--ADVICE FOR TRUE QUEERS..</p><p></p><p>Wise in Her Ways, Caring in Her Comfort, Holy in Her Vengeance... </p><p>Mother Nasty is Here!!</p><p></p><p>Dear Mother Nasty, </p><p>I am a teenage girl who is grossly overweight and believe I am gay. There is a really nice girl in my gym class who really turns me on. How can I tell if she is interested in me even though I am very fat? </p><p></p><p>Dear Goddess of the Flesh, </p><p>One thing I have to say is: Fat is where it's at. Do you want to have sex with a fucking bony-assed beanpole or a soft, wet pillowy mound of hot, lusty pleasure? Honey, you are a volcano of pure sex. I remember high school, I was ready to hump anything that twitched in my general direction. Unless you have genital warts, (I don't recommend them) you will have a slippery clit under your greedy, little tongue faster then you can say, "dental dams and dildos". </p><p>I suggest that you check out Fat Girl, a wonderful spot for the true sex symbols of the dyke world. </p><p>Love, Mother Nasty</p><p></p><p>____________________________</p><p></p><p>Dear Mother Nasty, </p><p>My best friend at my High School listens to Liberace all the time. I heard a rumor that Liberace was gay. Does that mean that my best friend could be gay? I'm not, I just want to find out if he is so I will know if he is checking me out or what! </p><p>-- Very Concerned in Kansas</p><p></p><p>Hey Dorothy, </p><p>Tap your shoes 'cuz here's some news. YOU are the fag. Sounds like you're spending a lot of time worrying about whether or not he'll fuck you up the ass. Is this your jackoff dream? Why don't you just ask him, you dumb fuck? Or are you too afraid your wet dreams will come true? Better yet, put him in touch with me, and I'll let you know if you're worthy of his time.</p><p></p><p>____________________________</p><p></p><p>Dear Mother Nasty, </p><p>Your opinions are the best. You are a truly wonderful gem, and a source of PRIDE for TRUE Queers everywhere. We need more honest people like yourself on our side..... </p><p>-- Jeff</p><p></p><p>Dear Jeff, </p><p>What a dear, sweet fag!! I could just gobble you up... </p><p>Love, Mother Nasty</p><p>____________________________</p><p></p><p>Dear Mother Nasty, </p><p>My favorite thing to do is to take my boyfriends penus and lick it. </p><p>Then I take a needle and put tabasco sauce into it. </p><p>I inject the sauce into his erect cock and beat it. </p><p>Then when I suck, the come mixes with the sauce to create a wonderful flavor. </p><p></p><p>Dear Wanna-suck-but-are-too-chicken-shit-to-actually-do-it Tabasco Boy, </p><p>You fucking breeder!!!!! No self-respecting fag would misspell "penis" or "cum". No true cock sucker would say "erect" when they can say "hard" or "throbbing" or some other raunchy fuck-word. And obviously you're speaking from your imagination rather than experience if you have so much time to cruise around queer sites and pretend to be cute. </p><p>Thanks for your suggestion. However, for those readers who aren't into ramming needles in their cocks to inject corrosive spices, I have another tip. I've been told (by a breeder actually) that if you eat a lot of pineapple for a day or two, cum becomes sweet. This is great for those cocksucking couples who might have ulcers and can't eat spicy foods. </p><p>Bon Appetit!</p><p>________________________</p><p></p><p>Dear Mother Nasty, </p><p>My girlfriend keeps asking me if I'd like to watch her have sex with a man. This really repulses me, and makes me wonder if she's really a lesbian, but I love her. What should I tell her? </p><p>-- Pure at Heart in Boise</p><p></p><p>Hey Spud Girl, </p><p>First of all, honey child, YOU repulse Me, you separatist Nazi Bitch. The only thing you should tell her is goodbye, 'cause she's way too good for you. If she's bi, then she should be able to explore that without you getting your repressed ass in the way. Sex is Sex and Sex is Fun.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064646244, member: 14320"] MOTHER NASTY--ADVICE FOR TRUE QUEERS.. Wise in Her Ways, Caring in Her Comfort, Holy in Her Vengeance... Mother Nasty is Here!! Dear Mother Nasty, I am a teenage girl who is grossly overweight and believe I am gay. There is a really nice girl in my gym class who really turns me on. How can I tell if she is interested in me even though I am very fat? Dear Goddess of the Flesh, One thing I have to say is: Fat is where it's at. Do you want to have sex with a fucking bony-assed beanpole or a soft, wet pillowy mound of hot, lusty pleasure? Honey, you are a volcano of pure sex. I remember high school, I was ready to hump anything that twitched in my general direction. Unless you have genital warts, (I don't recommend them) you will have a slippery clit under your greedy, little tongue faster then you can say, "dental dams and dildos". I suggest that you check out Fat Girl, a wonderful spot for the true sex symbols of the dyke world. Love, Mother Nasty ____________________________ Dear Mother Nasty, My best friend at my High School listens to Liberace all the time. I heard a rumor that Liberace was gay. Does that mean that my best friend could be gay? I'm not, I just want to find out if he is so I will know if he is checking me out or what! -- Very Concerned in Kansas Hey Dorothy, Tap your shoes 'cuz here's some news. YOU are the fag. Sounds like you're spending a lot of time worrying about whether or not he'll fuck you up the ass. Is this your jackoff dream? Why don't you just ask him, you dumb fuck? Or are you too afraid your wet dreams will come true? Better yet, put him in touch with me, and I'll let you know if you're worthy of his time. ____________________________ Dear Mother Nasty, Your opinions are the best. You are a truly wonderful gem, and a source of PRIDE for TRUE Queers everywhere. We need more honest people like yourself on our side..... -- Jeff Dear Jeff, What a dear, sweet fag!! I could just gobble you up... Love, Mother Nasty ____________________________ Dear Mother Nasty, My favorite thing to do is to take my boyfriends penus and lick it. Then I take a needle and put tabasco sauce into it. I inject the sauce into his erect cock and beat it. Then when I suck, the come mixes with the sauce to create a wonderful flavor. Dear Wanna-suck-but-are-too-chicken-shit-to-actually-do-it Tabasco Boy, You fucking breeder!!!!! No self-respecting fag would misspell "penis" or "cum". No true cock sucker would say "erect" when they can say "hard" or "throbbing" or some other raunchy fuck-word. And obviously you're speaking from your imagination rather than experience if you have so much time to cruise around queer sites and pretend to be cute. Thanks for your suggestion. However, for those readers who aren't into ramming needles in their cocks to inject corrosive spices, I have another tip. I've been told (by a breeder actually) that if you eat a lot of pineapple for a day or two, cum becomes sweet. This is great for those cocksucking couples who might have ulcers and can't eat spicy foods. Bon Appetit! ________________________ Dear Mother Nasty, My girlfriend keeps asking me if I'd like to watch her have sex with a man. This really repulses me, and makes me wonder if she's really a lesbian, but I love her. What should I tell her? -- Pure at Heart in Boise Hey Spud Girl, First of all, honey child, YOU repulse Me, you separatist Nazi Bitch. The only thing you should tell her is goodbye, 'cause she's way too good for you. If she's bi, then she should be able to explore that without you getting your repressed ass in the way. Sex is Sex and Sex is Fun. [/QUOTE]
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