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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064646397" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Three Baseball Fans</p><p></p><p>Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.</p><p></p><p>They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off cap and placed it over her crotch.</p><p></p><p>The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.</p><p></p><p>The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"</p><p></p><p>Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>There once was a man named Brewster, </p><p>Who said to his wife as he goosed her,</p><p>That used to be grand, </p><p>But just look at my hand, </p><p>Your not wiping as good as you used to!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064646397, member: 14320"] Three Baseball Fans Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?" Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole ===== There once was a man named Brewster, Who said to his wife as he goosed her, That used to be grand, But just look at my hand, Your not wiping as good as you used to! [/QUOTE]
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