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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064646477" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>****** Dictionary</p><p></p><p>Understanding relationships:</p><p></p><p>ATTRACTION- The act of associating horniness with a particular person.</p><p></p><p>LOVE AT 1st SIGHT- What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.</p><p></p><p>******- The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.</p><p></p><p>BIRTH CONTROL- Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and ****** repulsive men or spending time around young children.</p><p></p><p>EASY- A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.</p><p></p><p>EYE CONTACT- A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.</p><p></p><p>FRIEND- A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.</p><p></p><p>INDIFFERENCE- A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."</p><p></p><p>INTERESTING- A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.</p><p></p><p>IRRITATING HABIT- What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.</p><p></p><p>LAW OF RELATIVITY- How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.</p><p></p><p>NYMPHOMANIAC- A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.</p><p></p><p>FRIGID- A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than he does, or one who requires more foreplay than lifting her nightgown.</p><p></p><p>SOBER- Condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.</p><p></p><p>NAG- A man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just sex.</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.</p><p></p><p>The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."</p><p></p><p>The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"</p><p></p><p>To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064646477, member: 14320"] ****** Dictionary Understanding relationships: ATTRACTION- The act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT- What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. ******- The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. BIRTH CONTROL- Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and ****** repulsive men or spending time around young children. EASY- A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man. EYE CONTACT- A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. FRIEND- A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. INDIFFERENCE- A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get." INTERESTING- A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking. IRRITATING HABIT- What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together. LAW OF RELATIVITY- How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is. NYMPHOMANIAC- A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does. FRIGID- A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less often than he does, or one who requires more foreplay than lifting her nightgown. SOBER- Condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. NAG- A man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with him than just sex. ===== Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!" To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!" [/QUOTE]
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