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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064646989" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Young Tim</p><p></p><p>Young Tim has just finished high school and, not being too bright, he wants to get a job at a local mechanic's workshop in Christchurch.</p><p></p><p>Tim spies this advert for a job in a Motor Spares Shop and hurries over. Unfortunately, when he steps in there are already 2 guys there before him.</p><p></p><p>Tim with tears in his eyes explains to the manager that he really needs the job. Manager looks at him and says, "You know what Tim - I'd really like to give you this job but see these two guys are here before you .. you're going to have be really something special to get this job you know!"</p><p></p><p>Tim thinks now, mmmm, and then he says, "well boss, there is one thing - if you take a spark plug and stick it into my arse - I can tell you what type of spark plug it is."</p><p></p><p>The manager goes "Wow .. that's something - lets test you out!"</p><p></p><p>So Tim turns around and drops his pants. The boss takes a Bosch spark plug and shoves it into Tim's arse.</p><p></p><p>Tim goes "eeeeeeeeeeee ..... Bosch!!".</p><p></p><p>The boss, goes .. "Wow, that's really something - but lets test you out again!"</p><p></p><p>He takes a NGK spark plug and shoves it into Tim's arse.</p><p></p><p>Tim goes "eeeeeeeeeeee ..... NGK !!".</p><p></p><p>The boss, goes .. "Wow, you're really good .. but, one more time - I need to be sure. "</p><p></p><p>Boss thinks now, lets catch this guy out! He unzips his pants, takes out his penis and sticks it into Tim's arse.</p><p></p><p>Tim goes "eeeeeeeeeeeee .... Champion!!!"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A young couple went to the doctor for their annual physical exams. </p><p></p><p>Afterwards,the doctor called the young man into his office and told him that he had some good news and some bad news. </p><p></p><p>"The good news," he explained, "is that your fiancée has an particular strain of gonorrhea that I have only heard of once before." </p><p></p><p>The guy paled. </p><p></p><p>"If that's the good news, then what the hell is the bad news?" </p><p></p><p>"Well," the doctor elaborated, "the bad news is that I heard about this nasty strain just last week from my dog's vet."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064646989, member: 14320"] Young Tim Young Tim has just finished high school and, not being too bright, he wants to get a job at a local mechanic's workshop in Christchurch. Tim spies this advert for a job in a Motor Spares Shop and hurries over. Unfortunately, when he steps in there are already 2 guys there before him. Tim with tears in his eyes explains to the manager that he really needs the job. Manager looks at him and says, "You know what Tim - I'd really like to give you this job but see these two guys are here before you .. you're going to have be really something special to get this job you know!" Tim thinks now, mmmm, and then he says, "well boss, there is one thing - if you take a spark plug and stick it into my arse - I can tell you what type of spark plug it is." The manager goes "Wow .. that's something - lets test you out!" So Tim turns around and drops his pants. The boss takes a Bosch spark plug and shoves it into Tim's arse. Tim goes "eeeeeeeeeeee ..... Bosch!!". The boss, goes .. "Wow, that's really something - but lets test you out again!" He takes a NGK spark plug and shoves it into Tim's arse. Tim goes "eeeeeeeeeeee ..... NGK !!". The boss, goes .. "Wow, you're really good .. but, one more time - I need to be sure. " Boss thinks now, lets catch this guy out! He unzips his pants, takes out his penis and sticks it into Tim's arse. Tim goes "eeeeeeeeeeeee .... Champion!!!" ===== A young couple went to the doctor for their annual physical exams. Afterwards,the doctor called the young man into his office and told him that he had some good news and some bad news. "The good news," he explained, "is that your fiancée has an particular strain of gonorrhea that I have only heard of once before." The guy paled. "If that's the good news, then what the hell is the bad news?" "Well," the doctor elaborated, "the bad news is that I heard about this nasty strain just last week from my dog's vet." ===== I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." [/QUOTE]
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