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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064647021" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Confessional</p><p></p><p></p><p>Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive me </p><p>father for I have sinned."</p><p></p><p>"What have you done Tommy O'Connor?"</p><p></p><p>"I had sex with a girl."</p><p></p><p>"Who was it, Tommy?"</p><p></p><p>"I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin."</p><p></p><p>"Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?"</p><p></p><p>"No father, please forgive me for my sin but I cannot</p><p>tell you who it was."</p><p></p><p>"Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?" "No father, please </p><p>forgive me for my sin."</p><p></p><p>"Well then it has to be, Sarah Martha O'Keefe."</p><p></p><p>"No father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it </p><p>was."</p><p></p><p>"Okay, Tommy go say 5 Hail Mary's and 4 Our Fathers and </p><p>you will be abolished of your sin."</p><p></p><p>So Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend Joseph </p><p>was waiting.</p><p></p><p>"What did ya get?" asked Joseph.</p><p></p><p>"Well I got 5 hail Mary's, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Q: How can a woman make a man eat shit?</p><p>A1: Wipe forward.</p><p>A2: Marry him.</p><p>Q: What does a woman have in common with a Kentucky Fried Chicken?</p><p>A: When you're finished with the thigh and breast, you've still got a </p><p>greasy box to stick your bone in.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064647021, member: 14320"] Confessional Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." "What have you done Tommy O'Connor?" "I had sex with a girl." "Who was it, Tommy?" "I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin." "Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?" "No father, please forgive me for my sin but I cannot tell you who it was." "Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?" "No father, please forgive me for my sin." "Well then it has to be, Sarah Martha O'Keefe." "No father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it was." "Okay, Tommy go say 5 Hail Mary's and 4 Our Fathers and you will be abolished of your sin." So Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend Joseph was waiting. "What did ya get?" asked Joseph. "Well I got 5 hail Mary's, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads." ===== Q: How can a woman make a man eat shit? A1: Wipe forward. A2: Marry him. Q: What does a woman have in common with a Kentucky Fried Chicken? A: When you're finished with the thigh and breast, you've still got a greasy box to stick your bone in. [/QUOTE]
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