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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064647097" data-attributes="member: 14320">What Are Cats?What, exactly, are cats?• Cats do what they want, when they want.• They never listen.• They are not predictable.• They whine when they are not happy.• When you want to play, they want to be left alone.• When you want to be alone, they want to play.• They expect you to cater to their every whim.• They are moody• They leave their hair everywhere.• They drive you nuts.Cats are small women in fur coats.=====A masked gunman walks into a sperm bank, he points the gun at the woman behind the counter and tells her to drink the sample in front of her, the woman confused asked what? The man puts the gun to her head and says "I said drink that sample or I’ll kill you, so she does. Just then he takes off his mask and says "see honey its not so bad."---------- Post added at 04:04 PM ---------- 6 hour anti-bump limit - Previous post was at 11:10 AM ----------Chinese TortureA young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man."Can you put me up for the night?""Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion.He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear.Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read,"Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought."If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out.As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."</blockquote>

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