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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064647358" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Daddy And Daughter</p><p></p><p>I was packing for my business trip and my three year old</p><p>Daughter was having A wonderful time playing on the bed.</p><p></p><p>At one point she said, "Daddy, look at</p><p>This," and stuck out two of her fingers.</p><p></p><p>Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her</p><p>Tiny fingers in My mouth and said,</p><p>"Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending To eat them.</p><p></p><p>Went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was</p><p>Standing on the bed</p><p>Staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.</p><p></p><p>I said, "What's wrong, honey?"</p><p></p><p>She replied, "What happened to my booger?"</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A little old Lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, "Crisco,</p><p>Crisssssssco! "</p><p></p><p>Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Maam, the Crisco is in</p><p>Aisle 3."</p><p></p><p>The old Lady replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm</p><p>Calling my Husband. He's in here somewhere"</p><p></p><p>The clerk is astonished. "Your Husband's name is Crisco?"</p><p></p><p>The old Lady answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in</p><p>Public."</p><p></p><p>"I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at home?"</p><p></p><p>"Lard ass.."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064647358, member: 14320"] Daddy And Daughter I was packing for my business trip and my three year old Daughter was having A wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at This," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her Tiny fingers in My mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending To eat them. Went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was Standing on the bed Staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?" ===== A little old Lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Crisssssssco! " Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Maam, the Crisco is in Aisle 3." The old Lady replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm Calling my Husband. He's in here somewhere" The clerk is astonished. "Your Husband's name is Crisco?" The old Lady answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in Public." "I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at home?" "Lard ass.." [/QUOTE]
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