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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064648848" data-attributes="member: 14320">Little JohnnyLittle Johnny's father has to come to school to talk to the teacher.Teacher: 'Sir, I'm sorry, but your son does absolutely nothing atschool, he fails every subject!!' Dad: 'Except for drawing, he's a very good drawer.' Teacher: 'That's correct, last week he drew a tiger on the chalk boardand the kids were so frightened I couldn't get them to enter the classroom' Dad: 'That's nothing, last month he drew a pussy on the stove, I burned my dick three times!!'=====John is out in the country with his new bride. They watch as a bullcomes over the rise and bangs six cows in a row, one after the other.His wife says, "It's a shame a man can't perform like that." He says, "We could, if we got to change cows every time."=====The bar was getting ready to close, so he asked the nearest woman:What would you say to a little "oral" activity?"That all depends,..."she quickly responded..Your face, or mine?"</blockquote>

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