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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064648997" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Big Toe And Penis </p><p></p><p>At six in the morning, the big toe looks at the penis and says, </p><p>"Psst! Hey!" The penis stands up and says,</p><p>"Yeah?" The toe says, "You know man, I've really got it tough. </p><p>Every morning this guy shoves me into a stinking old sock, ties me up</p><p>in a dirty old shoe, walks on me all over town, and people step on me</p><p>all day long."</p><p></p><p>The penis says, "Fella, you ain't got no problems at all. </p><p>This guy shoves me into a jock strap that's too tight. Then he goes </p><p>over to his girlfriend's house, starts messing around with her, and I</p><p>get all tense and excited, and I can't move a muscle. </p><p>Then he shoves this rubber balloon over my head, locks me in a big</p><p>hairy cage, and makes me do push-ups until I get sick and throw up."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A couple were indulged in sexual intercourse and the man noticed that</p><p>with each movement of his pelvis, his partner's toes would rise. </p><p></p><p>Later that night, while going at it pretty hot and heavy in the shower,</p><p>her toes remained still.</p><p>Confused, he asked, "Why is it that when we do it in bed, your toes go </p><p>up, but when we do it in the shower, they don't?" </p><p></p><p>"Silly," she replied, "I take my pantyhose off in the shower!"</p></blockquote><p></p>

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