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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064649103" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Blind ManThe foreman at the lumberyard needed a replacement for an employee whojust quit; and while he wasn't eager to hire the blind man (because ofthe obvious risks involved), the blind man begged for the chance."You'll see," he said. "Just put me in front of a pile of lumber. Isniff the lumber and know what type it is -- I will stack itaccordingly."So the foreman agreed to give it a shot. Positioning the blind man infront of a stack of wood, he asked what type it was. Ahhhhhhhhhh..."said the blind man, taking a deep breath. "Pine, twelve-foot," andstacked it in place.The foreman was surprised and repeated the test with oak and redwood,fir and mahogany, but the blind man didn't miss once. Then, getting asly look on his face, the foreman called up to the office secretary."There's a blind man applying for a job and I don't want to hire him.He says he can tell what kind of wood we have just by sniffing it. Iwant to confuse him.. come back here, take off all your clothes and layon top of that pile of wood."The secretary stripped naked and draped herself across the wood.Sniffing furiously, the blind man then looked puzzled. "Gee, I don'tbelieve I've ever smelled wood like that before... let me take anothersniff."He went closer and sniffed the wood again. "DAMN, I have no idea whatthat is... can you turn it over?" The secretary turned over. The blindman went near the pile of wood and took another deep sniff."Well?" the foreman asked. "What kind of wood is THAT?""Hmmm..." said the blind man, "I'm not sure, but near as I can tell,it's the shit house door off a tuna boat."=====A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me.Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, shesleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think Ishould do?""Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tellme, where exactly is Larry's bar?"</blockquote>