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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064649886" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>In The Bathroom</p><p></p><p>A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!"</p><p></p><p>He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her.</p><p></p><p>He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.</p><p></p><p>When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door. He said, "That was the best honey. You've never moved like that before, you didn't hurt yourself did you/"</p><p></p><p>His wife replies, "No, no. I'll be OK once I get the doorknob out of my ass."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A man wanted his bull and a cow to mate; he tried everything but couldn't get the too together.</p><p></p><p>So he went to get some advise from a farmer who had the same problem.</p><p></p><p>The farmer told him to put his hand up the cow’s pussy and then rub his hand around the bulls nose.</p><p></p><p>He went home and did this and then the cow and bull were at it none- stopping.</p><p></p><p>He went home and wondered if it would work on humans so he rubbed his hand around his wife’s pussy and rubbed it around his face and he got the biggest bone ever so he woke his wife up and said look!</p><p></p><p>She turned to him and said, “ You have just woken me up to show me you have a nose bleed?”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064649886, member: 14320"] In The Bathroom A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!" He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before. When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door. He said, "That was the best honey. You've never moved like that before, you didn't hurt yourself did you/" His wife replies, "No, no. I'll be OK once I get the doorknob out of my ass." ===== A man wanted his bull and a cow to mate; he tried everything but couldn't get the too together. So he went to get some advise from a farmer who had the same problem. The farmer told him to put his hand up the cow’s pussy and then rub his hand around the bulls nose. He went home and did this and then the cow and bull were at it none- stopping. He went home and wondered if it would work on humans so he rubbed his hand around his wife’s pussy and rubbed it around his face and he got the biggest bone ever so he woke his wife up and said look! She turned to him and said, “ You have just woken me up to show me you have a nose bleed?” [/QUOTE]
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