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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064650094" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Women Bashing...</p><p></p><p>She goes to all parties incognito -- No leash</p><p></p><p>They even made a movie about her sex life --"The Night </p><p>of the Living Dead"</p><p></p><p>She's not pushing forty --She's dragging it!</p><p></p><p>I'm not saying she's fat --But I could have sworn I </p><p>heard her calves "moo"</p><p></p><p>She's been "Born again" --Trouble is, she came back as herself</p><p></p><p>I'm not saying she's narrow minded...Then again, she </p><p>only wears one earring</p><p></p><p>Although the doctor said she didn't have ulcers. </p><p>Her husband insists she's a carrier.</p><p></p><p>I'm not saying she's a pushy broad...But I hear she took </p><p>private lessons from Hillary</p><p></p><p>She inherited her beauty --Her Father left her the </p><p>family's drugstore</p><p></p><p>She sez her face is her fortune --I agree, but she oughta </p><p>keep it in a vault</p><p></p><p>I wouldn't exactly say she was fat --She's just a little </p><p>broad shouldered around the hips</p><p></p><p>Personally, I think she overdid the diet bit --She could </p><p>be a poster girl for a famine</p><p></p><p>She always sez "Talk is Cheap" --She oughta know; I think </p><p>she gets it wholesale</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over there's nobody home."</p><p>I went over - nobody was home !!</p><p></p><p>I could never get girls. So to fool my friends, I'd go to a</p><p>drive in and do push ups in the back seat of the car.</p><p></p><p>My wife only has sex with me for a purpose.</p><p>Last night she used me to time an egg.</p><p></p><p>Q. How can you tell a female Hershey bar? </p><p>A. Its the one without the nuts</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between dark and hard?</p><p>A. It stays dark all night.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do men like blowjobs?</p><p>A. It's the only time they get something into a woman's head straight.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064650094, member: 14320"] Women Bashing... She goes to all parties incognito -- No leash They even made a movie about her sex life --"The Night of the Living Dead" She's not pushing forty --She's dragging it! I'm not saying she's fat --But I could have sworn I heard her calves "moo" She's been "Born again" --Trouble is, she came back as herself I'm not saying she's narrow minded...Then again, she only wears one earring Although the doctor said she didn't have ulcers. Her husband insists she's a carrier. I'm not saying she's a pushy broad...But I hear she took private lessons from Hillary She inherited her beauty --Her Father left her the family's drugstore She sez her face is her fortune --I agree, but she oughta keep it in a vault I wouldn't exactly say she was fat --She's just a little broad shouldered around the hips Personally, I think she overdid the diet bit --She could be a poster girl for a famine She always sez "Talk is Cheap" --She oughta know; I think she gets it wholesale ===== A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over - nobody was home !! I could never get girls. So to fool my friends, I'd go to a drive in and do push ups in the back seat of the car. My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. Q. How can you tell a female Hershey bar? A. Its the one without the nuts Q. What's the difference between dark and hard? A. It stays dark all night. Q. Why do men like blowjobs? A. It's the only time they get something into a woman's head straight. [/QUOTE]
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