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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064650207" data-attributes="member: 14320">SunbathedTo prepare for his big date with a blonde hottie, the young manwent up to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself.Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool of the trade."This young man was determined not to miss this date, so he putsome lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young mantreated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie.During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again.He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured himself a tall, cool, glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milkand experienced an immediate relief of his pain.The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with hisJohnson immersed in the glass of milk.Upon seeing this, the blondeexclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"=====Why do midgets laugh when they run?Because the grass tickles their nuts!You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.</blockquote>

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