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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064650832" data-attributes="member: 14320">ROBIN HOOD(The Untold Story)You've heard the tale of Robin HoodAnd how he did poor people goodThere is more to this famous storyof Sherwood Forest's pride and gloryAt night when all the robbing was doneThe merry men would have some funIn fact it would be fair to sayThe merry men were rather gayAs Little John starts to unwindRobin takes him from behindAs they frolic in the grassRobin rams it up his arseOne night when they were all at playA gorgeous maiden came their wayShe sauntered up to Friar TuckAnd said "I'm Marion - wanna fuck?"Friar could not believe his ears"She's offering sex to all us queers!"While he recovered from the shockRobin presented her with his cockMarion's clothes were off in a flashAnd three merry men all had a bashFor Marion this was sheer blissAs they filler her every orificeWhen all was done she gave a whine"Thank you boys for a lovely time.But for your pleasure you must payI've got the pox - have a nice day.""Now listen here" said Friar Tuck"We really don't give a fuck""The laughs on you, you silly cow""We're all got AIDS - so who's fucked now!"~~~~Q: What do you call two faggots on a waterbed? A: A fruit float!Q: Why are faggots always the quickest out of a burning building?A: Because they've already got their shit packed.Q: How does a faggot fake an orgasm?A: He spits on your back.Q: How do faggots dispose of their condoms? A: By Farting.Q: What do you call a fag that doesn't have aids?A: A lucky cocksucker.Q: What did the poof do when he missed his boyfriend? A: He shit in his hand and had a wank.Q: Hear about the new gay sitcom?A: "Leave it, it's Beaver."Q: Did you hear about the gay rabbit?A: He found a hare up his ass.~~~~Two faggots are in a hot tub pushing a big turd back and forth in the water. Another fag walks by and asks, "What the hell are you two doing?""We are teaching our baby to swim!"~~~~Two faggots are living together. Bruce goes out to work while Cyrilstays at home everyday to do the housework.One day Bruce comes home and finds Cyril with his bum in the fridge."What are you doing Cyril?" he asks, to which Cyril replies, "Oh Bruce, I thought you might like something nice and cool to slip into when you came home."</blockquote>

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